Halloween 

"ODE ON THE DEATH OF A FAVOURITE CAT,
DROWNED IN A TUB OF GOLD FISHES”

1 ‘Twas on a lofty vase’s side,
2 Where China’s gayest art had dyed
3 The azure flowers, that blow;
4 Demurest of the tabby kind,
5 The pensive Selima reclined,
6 Gazed on the lake below.

7 Her conscious tail her joy declared;
8 The fair round face, the snowy beard,
9 The velvet of her paws,
10 Her coat, that with the tortoise vies,
11 Her ears of jet, and emerald eyes,
12 She saw; and purred applause.

13 Still had she gazed; but ‘midst the tide
14 Two angel forms were seen to glide,
15 The genii of the stream:
16 Their scaly armour’s Tyrian hue
17 Through richest purple to the view
18 Betrayed a golden gleam.

19 The hapless nymph with wonder saw:
20 A whisker first and then a claw,
21 With many an ardent wish,
22 She stretched in vain to reach the prize.
23 What female heart can gold despise?
24 What cat’s averse to fish?

25 Presumptuous maid! with looks intent
26 Again she stretched, again she bent,
27 Nor knew the gulf between.
28 (Malignant Fate sat by, and smiled)
29 The slippery verge her feet beguiled,
30 She tumbled headlong in.

31 Eight times emerging from the flood
32 She mewed to every watery god,
33 Some speedy aid to send.
34 No dolphin came, no Nereid stirred:
35 Nor cruel Tom, nor Susan heard.
36 A favourite has no friend!

37 From hence, ye beauties, undeceived,
38 Know, one false step is ne’er retrieved,
39 And be with caution bold.
40 Not all that tempts your wandering eyes
41 And heedless hearts, is lawful prize;
42 Nor all that glisters gold.

— Thomas Gray
herrholmes:

notmydate:

Martin Freeman at dwarf boot camp.  He appears to be leading the workout.  It appears Jed Brophy doesn’t know what the fuck he is doing.  It appears Adam Brown isn’t really trying at all.  It appears they are all having the time of their lives.

look at how focused richard is omfg

herrholmes:

notmydate:

Martin Freeman at dwarf boot camp.  He appears to be leading the workout.  It appears Jed Brophy doesn’t know what the fuck he is doing.  It appears Adam Brown isn’t really trying at all.  It appears they are all having the time of their lives.

look at how focused richard is omfg

we hide ourselves in warm boxes while the rest of creation frolic in the snow

I wish it was real, I wish I had everything

I dream of while I am in bed, don’t let me wake up.

The fear of emptiness just let me believe it 

If I was God, what would I change?

Love. War. Lies. Money. 

Should we keep on or should we throw me away?

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say what. say hello leebo freeman. this is what I do at 3am in the morning stalk pictures of perfectly chiseled arctic blondes to keep myself awake. And seriously how does ADAM models just monopolize all the best eyecandy? unreal O.O : http://www.adammodels.com/models.aspx?nav=1&subid=11311&sexid=1 

The mind is its own place, and in itself can make a heaven of hell, a hell of heaven..

ohfunniest:

this is not a dogimage

this is a snowflake

image

it fell from the sky it is a piece of snow

imagenot a puppy

imagejust a snowy ball 

yes if snow was actually fluffy and furry and cute. I would be happy. 

oi-dancing-boy:

comickit:

jengablocktetris:

if you ship two professors is it a scholarship?

get out

#he wants the phd

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the raggedy doctor

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"He came, He danced, He conquered." 

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peculiarities:

reminds me of the pig in gravity falls 

hothaute:

Imagine you’re like in a party and somebody tells you “somebody died fast we need to go to the funeral” and you’re just like

hothaute:

Imagine you’re like in a party and somebody tells you “somebody died fast we need to go to the funeral” and you’re just like

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